The Littlest Cootess (aka Georgia Pearce Tobin--ChiChi as I call her) has come to deliver us from earnestness and place us all beneath her contempt. That's right, cootlings! The Cootess is an Auntie . . . and let me say life is a banquet and most poor S.O.B.s are starving to death, suckas!
Quotable Quotes: "I told you not to let them photograph me without my eyebrows."
"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself
perform live." (Kanye West has tried to take credit, but ChiChi said
it first, haters.)
